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Cali, Colombia (Parque del Perro)

(Mid-2018, 1 MONTH)

 

  • If you like thick women and/or big butts, this will be your heaven.
  • While the women in Colombia are known for being flaky, Cali takes the cake and I am in no way better about this, it’s more comical :D Here are some of the excuses I received: grandma died, twisted ankle, phone broke. Gentlemen, just laugh it off and schedule 2 or even 3 dates per night. Also, text her 3–4 hours before with additional details. Whether or not she responds is a good indicator.
  • Four times I was told by the locals that I should put away my phone even if it was just slightly showing from my pocket. While Colombia is not the safest country in the world, I never felt unsafe while walking around and I don’t use anything except street smarts to navigate where to and to not go. Everyone who told me was older than 50, so I’m guessing the country used to be a lot less safe, but nowadays, it’s just like any big city.
  • The food was bad. I’m am NOT a foodie and cook most of my meals, but the few times I went out to eat, I was disappointed in the taste
  • The wine is expensive, you will be hard pressed to find a bottle under $10, average price is around $20.

I also visited Bogota, Medellin, Pereira, Guatapé, and Cartagena.

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I choose the items below as they’re generally available everywhere. Thus, easy for comparison. The prices reflect the cheapest option given my standard. In any estination you can find slightly cheaper prices if you wanted to sacrifice convenience (ie going to local market or out-of-town grocery store).
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  • Airbnb Nightly Rate
  • Coworking Day Pass
  • 1-Hour Massage
  • 1-Month Gym
  • Beard Trim
  • 16.9oz Water
  • 2KG Wash+Fold
  • Americano (small)
  • Expresso
  • Salmon
  • Tenderloin
  • Chicken Breast
  • Almonds
  • Asparagus
  • Avocado
  • Banana
  • Broccoli
  • Carrot
  • Cucumber
  • Kiwi
  • Pineapple
  • Watermelon
  • Red Wine
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  • 89,296
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